MERI JAASI TAASI ENGINEERING


MERI JAASI TAASI ENGINEERING

Dekh ke laga colg bakwas
fir mr tomar ne bhichaya apna jhaas.
bola humare computer h bahot compac
par chinesse ki dukan thi usse undr pack.
bana gourav mera pehla dost
aaj tak samjh na aaya uska koi joke.
din badle insaan badle fir badla mein
aur socha colg k har bande ka dost banunga mein.
hua kuch essa kuch bane acche dost
aur kuch bane matlabi dost.
duniya ka na moh tha
 na kuch ehsaan tha.
bs ek shart puri karni thi
bs btech 4 saal mein puri karni thi.
jasse tasse hua 1st sem pura
naye dost bane bcoz mein tha clear pura.
naye doston ka tha sufer suhana
murthal bhai ke ghar ruka jo tha purana.
daily subh maa se baat hoti
shaam ko frnds se chat hoti.
maths 2 ki preparation ki dhasu
school days yaad karke nikle mere aansu.
pure week hota tha weedend ka crase
coz jana hota tha ghar mujhe tez.
mara pehla sessional bunk
ab shuru hone wali thi buks se jung.
2nd sem ke paper aaye jasse jhonke
2 back aate hi meine dikhaya roke.
math2 padhai jisko woh toh hua pass
bs reh gayi mere dil mein yeh ehsas.
fir liya pran meine
karni h btech 4 saal mein.
colg bs lagyi
aur naye juniour bhi aaye.
sab ko dost banaya
aur ladkiyon ne bhaiya banaya.
padhai ki jaan laga kar
coz pressure tha pura mujh par.
aaya end par 3rd sem
pata na chala kab ghire yeh badal k gum.
hua sirf mein all clear apni class mein
tab frndship hui meri class mein.
3sem tha clear
4sem mein tha 6 exam +2back with tear.
Ek dost ne 2nd hand car li colg jane k liye
Starting mein maza aaya fir uski kuv story se bore hone lag gye.
Hua kuch shocking jo na jante the
Free Jaane laga colg bus mein.
ussi sem for a long peroid gye 2 dost apne ghar
tabhi dost bane apni class fellow member.
sab ke sath kari full masti
par yaad thi mereko math2 and et.
"yeh sem mein zindagi jeeya"
bola tab mein jab meri class ne teachers piya.
CS ki unity hui famous har jagh
Kahin par bhi jaate chalet saath mein aur karte bezati sabki har jagh.
Kiya participate colg ke Fest mein
Aur jeeta best performance funny dance act mein.
aaya 4th sem ka bhi end
clear hui meri purani 2 back pata ni kesse aayi nayi 2 back again.
aaya 5th sem jismein nhi deni thi koi back
isliye kia hostel ke liye meine bag pack.
lag rha tha yeh safar bahot easy
tab laga ki ab badlegi life meri.
intro lia freashers ka dhang se
pata chala ki yeh bhi thage gye h colg walon se jam ke.
room lia humne 110
sirf wahi rum tha sabse mast.
6 bande rehte the uss rum mein
aur khana khate dhabe mein.
hui ladai humari mess wale se
mahine baad bola ki 100per day khana khaogye sirf humare wahan pe.
Class mein ek dusre ka mazak udaana
Aur khaane ke pichhe jhagdana.
chhuti marke karne lage masti hostle mein
aur ek baar gye nahane tubewell mein.
banta tha raat ko humara rum ek movie theatre
acchi location choose karne ke liye sab bante the cheater.
ek tragic moment ne hila di dewaaren hostle ki
aur ussi raat panner par behs hui.
kuch raat tak dar lagta raha
aur sab bhi usse se ubharte rahe.
sab ne chorda hostle dar ke
aur humara reh gya woh farmhouse ban ke.
raat ke 12 baje dhabe pe khanna
aur kabhi jurassic park gumna jana.
inhi masti mein paper aaye kari preparation hostle mein hi
padhte hum sirf ek din pehle hi.
batta sections sab mein
aur darata sirf section D hume.
un sardiyon mein bina nhakar paper dena
aur subh bhag bhag kar khana khane jana.
sab bulate ek dusre ko the SU CR FUFA aur BOSS
dar lagta tha jab karte dhundh mein  road cross.
paperon mein bhi raat ko movie dekhna
aur jab light jaye toh sir se jhagda karna.
what man? who says warden? ka majak udana
aur uske dialouge se story banana.
aur yeh sem bhi khatam hua
aur hum sab ne sameta saman apna apna.
colg bus ni lagani thi mereko
coz daily colg ni aana tha mereko.
starting se bahot mari chhuti
fir jab bore hua toh karne laga attendance ko puri.
Ab Roadways se jana tha
Kisine manga bin pass wala, Chandigarh wala ya khule paise wala.
Bus ho ya colg ka koi kona
Meri class Shor machete or haans haans ke nikalta humara rona.
lagi padi thi meri puri jaan
deni thi CAO n ECO mereko again.
Colg daily jaake jana ek baat
Teachers maze lerahe the baar baar.
Start ki tayari apne aap
Course dekhe ke kiya bhagwan ka jaap.
Dar lagta tha future dekh ke apna
Tut  ke bhikhar raha tha baari baari har sapna.
meri ek aur back aayi 5th sem mein
CG h iska naam jisko dekh ke bahot roya mein.
josh tha ki kuch karna h ab
naye mobile mein lag gya mein tab.
paper na gye acche
aur paper ko dekh ke phat gye mere kacche.
first time tension thi mereko paperon ke baad bhi
aur bhagwan se sirf yeh manga ki sirf pass kardo abhi.
7th sem kab shuru hua pata na chala
aur chutiyon ka silsila shuru hua jo thama na gya.
Aayi meri 6th sem mein ek back dhooke mein
Aaya gussa bahot aur limits banai dosti mein.
kabhi kabhi colg aana
aur ussi din padhai na hona.
gye manali hum 5 dost pohnche sirf four
ek ko thi emergency par humne ki full masti on the whole tour.
zindagi fir faltu hui
aur dost se yeh poem likhne ki prerana mili.
aaya mera 22bday aur mila gift mast
ek laptop jisko dhundha meine bahot aur laga bahot waqt.
karni h training agle sem mein
watt lagegi humari har second mein.
lagta h dar sochke ki future kya hoga humara
coz teachers se MD tak sab ne liya maza humara.
Md ne training and placemnt ka katora thamaya
Aur fir hume backon se dhamkaya.
Kisi teacher ne jamke padhaya
Aur kisi ne sessional ke waqt saare questions bataya.
Chola ab pak gya hun is colg se
Par tabhi yaad aayegi yeh life mujhe.
jitna school mein janta tha computer ke baare mein
ab bhi utna hi janta hun mein.
colg ke teachers se zada aata h mujhko yeh toh h sure
aur un sabko replace kar sakta hun coz colg ko save karne ke liye yehi h sirf ek cure.
bahot hui meri kahani
aur meri hi zubani.
bahot kuch h dimag mein
kuch kahunga aakhir mein.
soch liya h future ka kuch
na banke rahunga mein insaan tuch.
abhi bhi ek shart puri karni h
bs btech 4 saal mein puri karni h.


clear h computers ke fundamental
isiliye computer mein mereko mere bacche na bana payengye mental.
na karvaunga apne bachon se yeh engineering
coz aap sab jaante h meri jaasi taasi engineering.

agar aap non engineer h toh aapko namaste
coz aap baachgye khuda ke khof se.
aur agar aap engineer h toh aapko salute
coz himat chahiye besati sehen karne ke liye zindagi bhare jo rahegi continued

by           Anshull Singh